21 Best Dad Jokes

Get here the 21 best dad jokes that will help you to create a funny moment with your father.

Best Dad Jokes

1. Did you hear about the cheese that’s been working out? Dude’s shredded

2. Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.

3. How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

4. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

5. I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.

6. I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.

7. I lost an electron. Are you positive?

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8. I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible. Because I am an eighth-theist.

9. I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!

10. I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.

11. I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.

12. I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!

13. If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

14. It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.

15. Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.

16. Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.

17. Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.

18. Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.

19. Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.

20. Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!

21. Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands