Top 21 Dirty Pick Up Lines

Get here the top 21 dirty pick up lines.

Dirty Pick Up Lines

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

2. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after

3. Do you know what would look good on you? Me

4. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

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5. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on

6. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you

7. I would tell you a joke about my peepee, but it’s too long

8. I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit

9. I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you

10. I’ve recently qualified as a gynecologist and I’d like to offer you my pro-boner services

11. If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice

12. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

13. Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up

14. That dress looks really good on you but it would look better on my bedroom floor

15. There is something wrong with my cell phone. (What’s wrong with it?) It doesn’t have your number in it

16. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari

17. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night

18. You look so sweet you’re giving’ me a toothache

19. You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there

20. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice

21. Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen

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